August 13th, 2013
'I will bloody well kill you, you pointy haired little-'
…
'Baaah?'
'Sheep?'
*takes stock of surroundings. Sees several very confused ruminant mammals and what appears to be a rock outcropping wearing pants and drinking tea*
'Fuck.' *deep sigh while dialing phone* 'Hullo, Faiza? Yeah, um, can you look up my phone and tell me where the Hell I am?…No, I’m not drunk...yes, I realize that’s a valid question… Wales? Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.’

'I will bloody well kill you, you pointy haired little-'

'Baaah?'

'Sheep?'

*takes stock of surroundings. Sees several very confused ruminant mammals and what appears to be a rock outcropping wearing pants and drinking tea*

'Fuck.' *deep sigh while dialing phone* 'Hullo, Faiza? Yeah, um, can you look up my phone and tell me where the Hell I am?…No, I’m not drunk...yes, I realize that’s a valid question… Wales? Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.’